NEWS FROM ELIZA...FINALLY

This girl really had me in a grip. First she disappears from my email inbox for a month, then her brother denies knowing where she has been going. I already was entertaining evil thoughts about her being evicted by her former Russian landlady (the new landlady is Jewish) At $350 a month on rent? I wonder.. I dreaded the worlse like seeing her on TV alighting from that special flight from Miami (Oh, you know what I mean). But hey, this is one toughie so I guess her recent e-mail for Easter puts all my worries to rest...for now.

Girl, you really must keep me posted! *cracks whip*